Full teeth set MeMe
By:
Fail Provider
On: 4:12 AM
Selling my uncle's full teeth set.
Only worn three times.Only reason for selling is he owes me money so i took his teeth.Serious inquiries only.
I'm fed up
By:
Fail Provider
On: 4:13 AM
I've been doing community service at the elemntary school and these kids are absolutely coming for me,talking about : Where is your magic school bus at?
I'm fed up.
I'm fed up.
Cardi B Concert
By:
Fail Provider
On: 3:50 AM
I was at a Cardi B concert for 45 minutes before i realized it was just a homeless man yelling at a trash can.
Bring some snacks on the way back
By:
Fail Provider
On: 2:51 AM
I was sat on the sofa next to my girlfriend who was eating and typing on her phone..the next i heard my phone buzzing in the kitchen where it was being charget.So i went to check on it the SMS was from my girlfriend and she wrote : bring some snacks on the way back.
Closing your eyes for just another 2 minutes
By:
Fail Provider
On: 11:56 AM
Closing your eyes for just another 2 minutes after your alarm goes off and waking up 25 years later married with 3 kids and a dog.
Secret party area
By:
Fail Provider
On: 10:30 AM
Secret party area at a festival.Imagine the story of havin to shit while tripping balls at a festival and finding a secret porta-potty-party.
How i first saw it
By:
Fail Provider
On: 12:42 PM
How i first saw it... It's meant to be a drawing of washing hands.My 7yo drew it last year at school.
Wesley Widener
By:
Fail Provider
On: 12:26 PM
I'm going to end up in jail,or working at Olive Garden.Either way endless salads are getting tossed.
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