Saxy GRL MeMe

SAXY GRL Lisence plate

Full teeth set MeMe

Selling my uncle's full teeth set.

Only worn three times.Only reason for selling is he owes me money so i took his teeth.Serious inquiries only.

I'm fed up

I've been doing community service at the elemntary school and these kids are absolutely coming for me,talking about : Where is your magic school bus at?
I'm fed up.

How would you react?

If you send nude for the first time and you see this.

How would you react? Reply with a MeMe.

Cardi B Concert

I was at a Cardi B concert for 45 minutes before i realized it was just a homeless man yelling at a trash can.

Boob Lake

Well i know where i'm going motor boating this weekend.

When you beat up a kid doing Fortnite dances in public.

$50 good citizen bonus!

When you beat up a kid doing Fortnite dances in public.

Bring some snacks on the way back

I was sat on the sofa next to my girlfriend who was eating and typing on her phone..the next i heard my phone buzzing in the kitchen where it was being charget.So i went to check on it the SMS was from my girlfriend and she wrote : bring some snacks on the way back.

What happened to all your money?

What happened to all your money? 

You : Just got paid. 

Me :

Closing your eyes for just another 2 minutes

Closing your eyes for just another 2 minutes after your alarm goes off and waking up 25 years later married with 3 kids and a dog.

When you finally find your soulmate

When you finally find your soulmate meme.

How tablets are made

This is how tablets are made.

Secret party area

Secret party area at a festival.Imagine the story of havin to shit while tripping balls at a festival and finding a secret porta-potty-party.

Confused Diddy

I wanna be as rich as Diddy is and get confused when i see a 1 dollar bill